i'm beginning to question reality
Everyday is sig day, but #sigsaturday is now special. I want to color my sas slide..not sure what color. And I can never decide which to carry, a 9 or 40, ugh. #firstworldproblems #sigsauerusa #sigsauerinc #p229 #newyorkreload

Everyday is sig day, but #sigsaturday is now special. I want to color my sas slide..not sure what color. And I can never decide which to carry, a 9 or 40, ugh. #firstworldproblems #sigsauerusa #sigsauerinc #p229 #newyorkreload

#icechallenge I’m ready to play the game.

#icechallenge I’m ready to play the game.

Nice day to cool off. #tidepool

Nice day to cool off. #tidepool

Painted the walls in the house. I hope it matches my guns. #firearmfriday #igmilitia #ohcrapwetpaint

Painted the walls in the house. I hope it matches my guns. #firearmfriday #igmilitia #ohcrapwetpaint

Funfact, I have a #teddysbiggerburger 18 oz #hamburger every day for lunch. Once in a while I treat myself to onion rings. Like today. Mmm. #foodporn #brainfood #healthy #pregamingmeal #nofilter

Funfact, I have a #teddysbiggerburger 18 oz #hamburger every day for lunch. Once in a while I treat myself to onion rings. Like today. Mmm. #foodporn #brainfood #healthy #pregamingmeal #nofilter

Turkey and grilled chicken sandwich. #teddysbiggerburger #foodporn

Turkey and grilled chicken sandwich. #teddysbiggerburger #foodporn

Soo Nigeria is kind of messed up. I’m not sure how the #bringbackourgirls movement is going so I’m starting a #iwillbringbackyourgirls campaign. Me, my #guns and my gear. I think there are things prohibiting our military to assist in this conflict, but nothing is stopping a tactical #mallninja like me from helping. So any rich folks out there want to sponsor a private jet (along with food and alcohol) and air drop me into Nigeria, please send me money so I can do this thing! There’s got to be a few other people wanting to do this too. Come on guys! #fuckbokoharam #sigsauer #kryptek #308 #2a #ithoughtafricawasacountry #igmitia #iwonderwhatnigirianprisonislike

Soo Nigeria is kind of messed up. I’m not sure how the #bringbackourgirls movement is going so I’m starting a #iwillbringbackyourgirls campaign. Me, my #guns and my gear. I think there are things prohibiting our military to assist in this conflict, but nothing is stopping a tactical #mallninja like me from helping. So any rich folks out there want to sponsor a private jet (along with food and alcohol) and air drop me into Nigeria, please send me money so I can do this thing! There’s got to be a few other people wanting to do this too. Come on guys! #fuckbokoharam #sigsauer #kryptek #308 #2a #ithoughtafricawasacountry #igmitia #iwonderwhatnigirianprisonislike

I’m going through a camo everything phase. This is a cup, still a work in progress. I used sweet potato leaves. I wanted to use marijuana leaves but I didn’t have any. Anyone have some I can borrow? It’s for art.

I’m going through a camo everything phase. This is a cup, still a work in progress. I used sweet potato leaves. I wanted to use marijuana leaves but I didn’t have any. Anyone have some I can borrow? It’s for art.

Mmmm red curry #thai pasta.  Yep #pasta. #foodporn

Mmmm red curry #thai pasta. Yep #pasta. #foodporn

I made this while waiting in line at the pharmacy to refill my meds. The lady behind me got weirded out.

I made this while waiting in line at the pharmacy to refill my meds. The lady behind me got weirded out.